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1995 Archive: Tommy Hilfiger Obsession

Why was the logo so big? Because if people couldn’t see your brand from across the food court, you weren’t wearing it.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pikachu_Fan_8802/22/2007 16:05Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
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@Linkin_Park_Fan10/05/2015 11:12In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
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@True_Story_Neil11/29/2011 13:36True story! I was there!
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