Why was the “single” cousin swiping his dinner plate? He wasn’t; he was just so used to “swiping right” on everything that he accidentally swiped his mashed potatoes off the table.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (Finally!)
Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourism Hype
Why was the uncle talking about "Lunar Real Estate"? Because a co...read more »
2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Drake vs. Kendrick Beef
Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »
2025 Classic: The First "Mars-Grown" Spud
Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
That still only counts as one laugh!
That was intense... and funny!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
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