Why was everyone obsessed with AOL? Because Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan convinced us that the “dial-up screech” was actually the sound of true love.
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
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