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1998 Archive: The “You’ve Got Mail” Movie

 Why was everyone obsessed with AOL? Because Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan convinced us that the “dial-up screech” was actually the sound of true love.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator03/18/1997 20:16I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Jurassic_Park_Fan11/16/2014 04:52Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Toy_Story_Buzz09/07/2000 06:32To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Friends_Lover06/20/2003 01:18Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Binary_Boy07/31/2001 00:5601001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Influencer_9911/08/2014 14:44My followers need to see this!

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