2012 Classic: The YOLO Lifestyle

“I’m doing 100 mph because YOLO!” “The cop didn’t care about your philosophy, Kevin. He cares about your suspended license.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »

"My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »

"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »

In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »

A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »

In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »

Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »

A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »

"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »

Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro03/03/2006 16:30Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@SimCity_Mayor11/10/2014 05:14Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Floppy_Fanatic04/19/2013 23:02Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Hide_The_Pain_H06/29/1999 17:17I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@About_Dot_Com09/21/2002 23:15The human guide to online humor.

@Me_Gusta_Face08/14/1999 17:05Me Gusta this joke. Very much.