1999 Vintage: The Y2K

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Y2K. / Y2K who? / Y2K (Why too-kay) you so worried? Open the door!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan05/16/2005 10:13Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Tripod_Member10/22/2005 05:35Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Titanic_Survivor01/16/2002 02:11I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Neo_The_One01/11/2000 15:05I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Shagadelic_9710/23/1997 10:39This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Charlie_Bit_Me04/14/2004 06:59Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Distracted_Boy06/10/2011 19:42Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Blink_Tag_User10/01/2012 00:51<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>