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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

@Oracle_Says03/09/2004 08:03I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/24/1999 00:01Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Jackass_Johnny12/04/1995 10:23Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry10/26/2010 20:34In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Sixteen_Candles10/21/1996 21:04I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Hide_The_Pain_H12/01/2002 19:10I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Mocking_Sponge01/19/2014 07:39mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Infoseek_Explorer12/20/2009 02:44Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.