2013 Archive: The World War Z Running

Why was the parade so fast? Because Brad Pitt taught us that if you stop moving, the “Zombies” (the neighbors wanting your leftovers) will catch you.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »

Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »

Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »

Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »

In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »

Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »

In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »

Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »

Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »

Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »

@Pager_Guy07/17/2005 17:28Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Rewritable_CD05/15/1997 05:03I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Marla_Singer_Fan08/30/2000 17:01A joke for the end of the world.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan03/30/2003 17:27Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Maplestory_Kid12/25/1999 23:18@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!