1995 Classic: The WordArt Resume

Nothing says “hire me” like my name written in a 3D blue gradient with a drop shadow.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

I don't know where he came from, but he’s currently the king of ...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

A giant blue Smurf, Marie Antoinette’s head, and Gojira. It was ...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

He’s back! He’s in a tiny room in the video. 2024 is a year of "...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid07/17/1999 21:51Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Tripod_Member06/04/1996 04:22Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor06/03/1999 05:10At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Britney_Spears_Fan07/01/2002 01:27Oops, I laughed again!

@Homestar_Runner11/08/2000 20:16That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!