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2007 Vintage: The Witness Stand

 Why did the lawyer bring a “GPS” to court? To show the witness that they were “lost in their own lies.”

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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