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2004 Classic: The Witness Stand

 Why did the lawyer bring a “Life Alert” button? To help the witness after he “crushed” them on cross-examination.

Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9701/18/1995 18:28Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Blockbuster_Refugee04/29/2000 23:13Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant06/10/1998 08:43They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Napster_Search08/17/2013 20:04Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Kill_Bill_Bride12/10/1995 15:44I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Sixteen_Candles03/22/2010 00:59I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Evil_Kermit_M09/03/1999 16:40Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Woman_Yelling_C04/02/2008 10:07The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Reddit_Original07/30/2011 16:21The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@WordPress_Fan_0303/24/1999 00:15The best thing since version 1.0!

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