Why did we drink so much? To prove that “Diplomacy” is just “Heartburn” by another name.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!