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2009 Archive: The “Winning Hearts and Minds” Tea

Why did we drink so much? To prove that “Diplomacy” is just “Heartburn” by another name.

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SouthPark_Stan10/10/2012 11:43Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Futurama_Bender06/24/1997 11:06Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@StoneCold_31605/13/2012 06:18And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Celebrity_DM07/07/2012 03:14Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Prodigy_User_X06/03/1999 18:51Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Slashdot_Effect01/14/2009 01:51We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Leet_Speaker_7701/14/2003 17:407h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Happy_Tree_Fans04/15/2001 16:00So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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