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2001 Vintage: The “Winning Hearts and Minds” Manual

Why was it reprinted? To remind soldiers that after you blow up the building, you’re supposed to help them rebuild the school (and hope they don’t notice the irony).

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_302/23/2006 07:55Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Palm_Pilot_User09/10/2003 14:57Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Snatch_Mickey06/10/1998 21:39Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Blue_Your_My_Boy04/22/2008 07:23You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Ermahgerd_Girl05/19/1996 08:36ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Search_Scout_9912/23/2003 13:42Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Digg_Submitter_0504/12/2007 12:39Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

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