I’ve spent more time staring at that perfectly green “Bliss” hill wallpaper than I have actually looking at real nature this year.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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