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2000 Classic: The Wind

 I’m a sail. I’m just “blown” away.

Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Checker03/28/2003 22:47Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Charmed_Ones04/16/2015 01:08The power of three... laughs!
@Tech_Support_Guy04/22/1995 07:47Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Judge_Dredd_Law08/15/2014 11:03I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan01/05/1995 18:24My fist is clenched... with joy!

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