I’m 90% sure this song isn’t actually about sports officiating.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Letting this joke through the port.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!