“There’s a ghost in our house.” “No, that’s just the laundry pile that’s been growing since the Florida recount started.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
"She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
The power of three... laughs!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Scanning... Laughs detected!