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2005 Archive: The West Ham Return

Why were the “Hammers” back? Because they won the playoff final, proving that the Premier League is just better with a little bit of East London attitude.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator05/20/2013 02:00Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@The_Mask_Smokin12/09/2015 17:03P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@CRT_Brightness08/03/2007 17:55I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Cheers_Norm01/16/2011 21:00Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan02/12/2010 01:07This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@CatDog_Alone05/17/2004 01:33One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Karate_Kid_Wax04/15/2000 06:36Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Gaia_Online_Gold09/10/2003 06:36Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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