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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!