1997 Archive: The Wedding Vows

Why did the lawyer include a “Force Majeure” clause in his wedding vows? In case a better offer came along before the reception.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

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Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

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@Pixel_Addict08/18/1996 21:43LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Pager_Guy08/07/2013 09:00Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Harry_Potter_Ron04/10/2010 09:14Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Flickr_User_0407/07/2008 06:17A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Facepalm_Master09/13/2015 22:46I facepalmed and then I laughed.