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1997 Classic: The Web Ring

 Remember when websites were connected by “rings” because we didn’t have a way to find anything otherwise?

Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro03/11/1998 11:37Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Nsync_Justin12/27/1998 01:12Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo12/16/2005 10:00Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Dodgeball_Pat01/31/2003 14:02If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Flash_Intro_Hater10/22/2009 02:02Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Leet_Speaker_7709/14/1996 00:267h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Illidan_Blind08/21/2014 22:11I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Smosh_Old_School09/01/2013 17:57Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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