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2022 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2

I’ve been waiting so long that the ‘Social Distancing’ stickers on the floor have been replaced by ‘Please Stand Closer’ signs.

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet03/24/2010 10:20Alrighty then! Super funny.
@USB_Pioneer04/17/1995 19:01Plug and Play laughter!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green04/27/1998 15:13Super green! Hilarious!
@Loituma_Girl04/09/2002 16:48Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Trololo_Man_7006/16/2000 13:45Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

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