I’ve been here so long I’ve actually watched the rise and fall of three different fidget spinner brands.
Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The MRI
"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
A joke for the end of the world.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
We are many. We are laughing.