2003 Legacy: The Waiting Room 2

I’ve been here so long I’ve read the entire dictionary. The ‘Z’ section was a real cliffhanger.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor02/28/2002 19:05You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@WinAmp_Shaker07/08/2008 03:10It really whips the llama's ass!

@SouthPark_Stan12/09/1996 05:40Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Bam_Margera_Fan08/24/2006 01:58Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Pedro_For_Pres11/24/2003 19:40Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@PeanutButter_J05/05/1995 16:35It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@No_Way_Jose06/26/2007 23:26No way! That’s too much!