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2024 Vintage: The “Wait, is the world okay?” Moment

 Why did the employee look worried? Because the AI told him the “Optimal Strategy” was for everyone to just stay home forever.

Part of the 84 Office Groaners: The 2024 “Spatial Reality & Brain Rot” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blue_Screen_Survivor06/02/2001 15:40At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/03/2008 08:55I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Yugioh_Duelist10/16/2007 22:55You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Marquee_Text_Fan04/12/2009 10:31<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular03/15/2001 23:02I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost08/25/2005 03:01Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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