Why did the employee look worried? Because the AI told him the “Optimal Strategy” was for everyone to just stay home forever.
Part of the 84 Office Groaners: The 2024 “Spatial Reality & Brain Rot” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!