2017 Classic: The Vitamin

“Take this. It has ‘Neural-Minerals’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

@Msdos_Commander11/30/2008 14:46C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude01/10/1996 15:32The Dude abides... this joke.

@Wild_Thornberry10/09/2008 12:45Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Animated_Mail_G05/14/2001 11:39The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@PopUp_Blocker_X12/03/2003 04:14I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.