1998 Archive: The Vitamin

“Take one vitamin a day.” “Will it make me smarter?” “No, but it’ll make your pharmacist richer.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan10/22/2007 04:18I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@South_Park_Cartman11/05/2009 06:39Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Hellboy_Red06/01/2000 16:39I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Yugioh_Duelist02/20/2007 06:53You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Shagadelic_9701/06/2006 14:49This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Brick_Tamland_L02/18/1999 08:23I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Lag_Victim_0106/25/1997 19:07I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!