2020 Classic: The Vision

“I see fog everywhere.” “That’s just your glasses fogging up over your mask. Welcome to 2020 vision.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Sitter09/13/2015 14:53My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Linkin_Park_Fan01/17/1996 15:45In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Blink_182_Mark02/27/2002 13:07What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Animated_Mail_G05/28/2009 02:49The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Cool_Story_Bro12/19/1999 01:15Actually, it IS a cool story!