Why was the “Straight-to-Video” label a death sentence? Because in 1995, if your movie didn’t have a theatrical poster, your agent would literally stop taking your calls.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
Why the three hours? For an Ari Aster movie that felt like a 180-...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition
In 2003, Hollywood decided that more is definitely more. It was t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs "Hail Satan"
Why Nicolas Cage? For a performance so weird and high-pitched tha...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wolfman Howl
Why the reboot? For proving that Universal is still trying to mak...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
Why the gamer? For a movie that spent two hours reminding us that...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition
In 2017, Hollywood decided to get personal. It was the year we le...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2008 “Chaos, Iron Men & Full Tropic Thunder” Edition
In 2008, the game changed forever. It was the year we realized th...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
Why Timothée Chalamet? For proving that he can be whimsical, sing...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Shut up and take my laughter!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!