Why was the world’s most advanced carrier a “Statue” in 2019? Because we built a $13 billion ship with electromagnetic elevators that decided they’d rather stay on the bottom floor—the ultimate “Tactical Lockdown.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
True story! I was there!