2003 Vintage: The “Unwell” Matchbox Twenty

Why was the guy in the corner talking to himself? “I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell”—the official motto of anyone who ate 4 pounds of ribs.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »

Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »

Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

Why were the moms so independent? Because Miley told them they co...read more »

Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Viral"? Because the Ee-yah! ad-lib was the on...read more »

Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »

In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »

Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »

In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin07/30/2015 19:23P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Reservoir_Joe05/24/1997 02:33Professional humor for professional people.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei04/09/2000 10:30You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Orange_Mocha_F05/27/2005 00:09Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Dodgeball_Pat11/08/2009 09:00If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.