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2021 Classic: The UEFA “Away Goals” Rule Death

Why were the games so long? Because UEFA killed the away goals rule, making every Champions League second leg a 120-minute marathon.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Cricket Length
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The Archery Aim
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2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
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The NASCAR Speed
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The Basketball Height
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The Baseball Contract
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52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition
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The Yoga Flexibility
Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »
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In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger11/18/1995 06:51M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole10/09/2011 23:25I see funny people... everywhere!
@Pentium_Power12/27/2015 12:30My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Neo_The_One06/13/1997 12:20I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Agent_Smith_0111/12/2010 07:16It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Flashdance_What06/06/1995 09:49What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Dr_Evil_Pinky04/25/1997 11:56One billion... laughs!
@ODP_Editor_9907/16/2014 14:02Approved for the Open Directory Project!

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