Why was the Pentagon closing bases in 1995? Because with the Soviet Union gone, they realized they had too many runways and not enough enemies to justify the lawn-mowing budget.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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