2007 Vintage: The Twitter “Fail Whale”

Why was the traveler annoyed? Because every time he tried to tweet about his flight being canceled, Twitter was “over capacity.”

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »

Why was the taxi so loud? Because "Electric VTOLs" are everywher...read more »

In 2002, travel felt a bit more "unified" in Europe, but a lot mo...read more »

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@The_Real_Morpheus11/07/2005 09:36What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Resident_Evil_Z05/15/2012 03:58Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Binary_Boy05/05/1997 21:4701001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Jesus_Quintana02/09/2013 21:49Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Zoolander_Mug11/04/2002 14:33I’m a merman! A merman laughing!