Why were the vampires sparkling? Because 2008 was the year “Team Edward” vs. “Team Jacob” became a serious personality trait, and we all learned that teen angst is much more dramatic if you’re technically 107 years old.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
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Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
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