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2008 Classic: The Twilight Movie

 Why were the vampires sparkling? Because 2008 was the year “Team Edward” vs. “Team Jacob” became a serious personality trait, and we all learned that teen angst is much more dramatic if you’re technically 107 years old.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2008 “Bailouts & Billionaires” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready01/29/2005 08:42If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@PalmPilot_Pro10/26/2005 22:48Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Startup_Kid06/01/2001 23:45Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Heathers_Winona11/09/1998 06:01Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Salt_Bae_Original04/28/2008 20:59Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Technorati_Tag11/08/2007 13:18Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@WordPress_Fan_0301/07/2014 17:37The best thing since version 1.0!
@Tagged_Network08/18/2010 22:20You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Streamer_Pro_9912/22/1996 02:26Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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