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2018 Vintage: The Turtle

 I’m “slowly” gaining XP.

Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog06/10/2000 13:39Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Vaporwave_Original02/21/2006 08:17Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Flash_Player_Fan01/30/2009 04:48Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Scream_Ghostface04/01/1997 18:18Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Keyboard_Warrior04/01/2013 02:16F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Firewall_Wizard05/20/2012 10:41Letting this joke through the port.
@Neo_The_One07/26/2004 12:07I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Space_Jam_Lola01/28/2014 00:49Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Selfie_King_0512/23/2005 17:40Taking a photo of me laughing!

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