One, but they turn into a giant red panda as soon as they get frustrated with the socket.
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Standard classic. Never gets old.
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I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
... (Laughter in silence).
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
You must construct additional laughs!