2000 Archive: The Truth Serum

Why did the lawyer drink the truth serum and still lie? He claimed the serum was “unconstitutional.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

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A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

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In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

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In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

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@AOL_Surfer01/18/2001 22:01You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Tripod_Member01/14/2002 10:52Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Unix_Wizard12/26/2006 03:23sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Beavis_Cornholio04/04/1996 07:52I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Flashdance_What01/10/2012 17:52What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Beanie_Campbell12/15/2015 01:12True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Tagged_Network07/03/2002 07:05You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Browser_War_V02/27/1999 17:28Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.