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2007 Classic: The Tree

 I’m “branching” out into mobile gaming.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero01/10/1995 23:11I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Simpson_Quotes02/10/1999 20:03D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Dawson_Creek_Fan11/18/2011 06:35I am crying... with laughter!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam12/17/1997 06:49I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei07/24/1997 04:48You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo01/02/2002 08:21Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Star_Wars_Kid10/07/1998 00:56I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Technorati_Tag07/22/2015 19:39Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@True_Story_Neil11/28/2011 01:58True story! I was there!

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