2006 Classic: The Trash Can

I’m “recycling” my jokes for a new audience.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch11/06/2014 23:53There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Java_Script_Kid03/21/2001 19:25Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Full_House_Michelle03/26/1997 10:06You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Men_In_Black_K05/02/2013 20:30We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Coffee_Addict12/07/2009 14:58404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Pentium_Power10/12/2011 16:46My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob07/08/2000 18:51The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!