Why “Unmanned Surface Vessels”? To prove that we can have a “350-Ship Navy” if we just stop putting people on the boats.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Russian" Tank Production
Why the T-62s? To prove that "Vintage" is a legitimate tactical c...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Contractor" in Rzeszów
Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Final Vibe
Why was it the "Year of the Jam"? Because between GPS, Drones, an...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition
In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Winning" Narrative
Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition
In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Coalition" of the Algorithms
Why so many servers? To make sure that "NATO AI" can talk to "EU ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Nuclear" AI-Trigger
Why the debate? Because we’re not sure if giving the "Red Button"...read more »
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35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition
In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2.0
Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Space Force" Marines
Why did they finally get a moon base plan? To prove that "Interga...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Coalition" of the Shells
Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
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Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!