2023 Archive: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps

Why “Anti-Ship Missiles” on land? To remind the Navy that the Marines are now the “Shore Patrol” that you definitely don’t want to mess with.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »

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In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »

Why did the Pentagon have to "Reboot" the Tactical AI in 2025? Be...read more »

Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »

Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »

Why did it change to "Algorithmic Superiority"? Because "Winning"...read more »

Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »

Why the "Dog-Drone"? Because a mechanical dog doesn't need to be ...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »

Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »

Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »

Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »

Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »

@Kernel_Panic_9803/21/2008 10:52This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Voodoo_3dfx07/01/2010 04:09The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@CatDog_Alone12/21/2010 05:37One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Dirty_Dancing_F07/23/2005 10:08Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Netscape_Now_B01/10/2015 20:14I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Excite_User_9712/21/2010 15:12This site is very exciting!