Why was this nominated? Because spending $90 million on a comedy about cheating seniors that nobody watched is the financial equivalent of a swan dive into an empty pool.
Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
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2024 Classic: Worst Actress
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2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
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In 2011, the 32nd Razzie Awards witnessed something thought to be...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
This site is never finished... with humor!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I should make a game about this joke.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
RT if you think this is funny!