2013 Archive: The Tomato

I’m “ketching” up with my distant friends on Skype.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "ketching" up with my digital self.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

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2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m "fizzing" with 2025 energy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

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@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/31/1999 17:24Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Digimon_Tamer02/09/2010 14:08My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Web_Counter_9909/08/1998 04:08I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler05/16/2001 06:57May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Epic_Fail_Guy05/29/2010 09:36This joke is an Epic Win!

@Captain_Obvious03/15/1999 20:16This is a comment on a funny joke.