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2004 Legacy: The Tomato

 I’m “ketching” up on my episodes.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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@ModemWarrior07/18/2001 22:22I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Net_Addict_200012/16/2003 01:39My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Napster_Leech03/07/2008 13:20Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Britney_Spears_Fan02/23/2002 14:52Oops, I laughed again!
@Full_House_Michelle11/01/2010 09:24You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Zoolander_Derek04/12/1996 03:30What is this? A joke for ants?
@Jesus_Quintana05/11/2008 09:16Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/19/2007 00:51Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball11/16/2013 09:57Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Believe_It_Or_N08/19/2011 16:35I choose to believe it’s funny.

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