2020 Vintage: The Toilet Paper hoarding

Why did the lawyer sue his neighbor? For “intentional interference with his right to a clean exit” (and a 24-pack of Quilted Northern).

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

@Msdos_Expert06/13/2005 01:43DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Saved_By_The_Bell01/17/2006 08:46I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Bluetooth_Bot04/03/2014 00:08Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Wild_Thornberry09/24/1996 23:21Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler08/17/2004 13:06May I suggest another joke, sir?