Why was James Cameron the scariest man in Hollywood? Because he spent $200 million on a boat that everyone knew was going to sink, and for six months, the trades thought he was building the world’s most expensive floating flop.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
A wild laugh appeared!