Why did the lawyer love Lil Nas X? Because the song’s 15 different remixes created enough “sampling and royalty” work to buy a ranch.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Deal with it. This is gold.