2024 Vintage: The TikTok Ban (2024 Edition)

A lawyer was happy about the potential TikTok ban because “unwinding a social media giant” is a $100 million billable project.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

@CyberSteve08/02/2012 12:37Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@PalmPilot_Pro09/06/2008 13:12Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Cheers_Norm08/07/2015 18:33Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Pirates_Jack_S11/14/2006 11:35But you have heard of this joke!

@Bill_Ted_Excell02/06/2001 05:23Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Hansel_So_Hot08/22/2012 12:58That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Railgun_Sniper08/24/2014 18:58I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Runescape_Noob03/16/2015 01:52Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!