Why was everyone playing backyard golf? Because 1997 was the year “The Tiger Effect” turned every suburban Dad into a pro-golfer (in his mind).
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Heh heh heh. Good one.