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1999 Archive: The Thomas Crown Affair

Why Pierce Brosnan? For proving that being a billionaire art thief is much cooler than being a spy, especially if you have a bowler hat and a René Magritte painting.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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